texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
- Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
- New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.
- Tourist: I came here to have a good time and honestly I am feeling so attacked right now.